Friday funny

I came across this today and thought it was really a funny perspective on life...

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time
What do you get in the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus?
I think the life cycle is all backwards.
You should die first, you know, start out dead, get it out of the way. You wake up in a an old age home, feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink like a fish, party your ass off, and screw anything that moves - you've only got a few years left, so why not?!?
Then you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities. You become a baby, then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and then you finish off as an orgasm!